Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My feet surprised me
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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