Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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