Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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