Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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