so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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