Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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