Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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