fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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