the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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