Whod you bang
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
sex in a hospital.. check
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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