she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
