Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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