How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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