remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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