There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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