i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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