Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Randomize
