Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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