Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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