she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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