Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
