dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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