franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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