Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I love you.
Bad choice
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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