Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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