it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Actions speak louder than pants.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
tell me about the fingering
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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