how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
There r osticjed everywhere
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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