the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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