Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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