she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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