when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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