butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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