Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
