he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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