Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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