He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have already put on my inside pants.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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