Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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