Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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