what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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