I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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