just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
