What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Randomize
