I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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