i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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