just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Are my feet made of real feet?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
