id be glad to
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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