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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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