The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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