You're my little dorito
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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