he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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