So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
why do cheetos always look like penises
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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